Some Gags

I visited a little village yesterday and there were some cupcakes on a table with an honesty box at the side. I took four and placed a ...

From Faceless When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, ...

From Toonhole Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they are shellfish.

From See Mike Draw I'm having people over to stare at their phones later. If you want to come round and join in you'd be very we...

From Scribbly G Always remember, if you travel by ghost train, watch out for the ticketing spectre.

From Will McPhail Mouse trap: £10 Cheese: £3 Coming home to find a house not full of droppings? Miceless.

From Liz Climo Interviewer: What would you say are your st... Me: Strengths? Making inferences from minimal data. Interviewer: Okay, and...