Some Gags

From @38mo1

From GoatToSelf Does anyone know where adults can go trick or treating? Looking for a neighbourhood that hands out kebabs and whisky.

From Joe Dator "How would you feel about a threesome?" my wife asked over breakfast this morning. "Wow, that would be amazin...

When I woke up this morning my alarm clock was playing The Brandenburg Concertos. My wife told me not to worry as it always goes Bach a...

From Portsherry If you can't remember whether to put your clocks forward or back this weekend, here's a handy phrase to help you re...

From OffTheMark A man rushes to the doctor's and cries out, "Doctor, you've got to help me; I feel like I'm shrinking...

I received an award from the Royal College of Music for "Outstanding contribution to Bagpipes". I asked, "Why me, I'...