Some Gags

From OffTheMark The rotation of Earth . . . . . . really makes my day.

From StrangeTrek My favourite bit of The Bible is where God gives everyone free will and then drowns everyone for not acting like he wanted...

F ro m LunarBaboon I went to see my doctor about my insomnia. Unfortunately, it turned out that the surgery isn't open at half thre...

From At Random Comics My wife's gone out for a night on the town with the girls. She's taken her wedding ring off and left it at hom...

 

From Leigh Rubin Remember the Tesco horsemeat scandal? I've just heard that apparently B&Q wooden flooring has laminit.

From Mark Lynch If, like me, you've ever been accused of being born in a barn and want to chat about it, remember . . . . . . my do...