Some Gags

From GoatToSelf I'm not saying my New Year resolutions aren't going very well but I've just finished all my Easter eggs.

From Wawawiwa Comics I got fired from the pasta factory . . . . . . just for making a fusilli mistakes.

From Andertoons Did you hear about that VR headset made out of solid gold? It shows you an Augmented reality.

From OffTheMark Why did the rabbit reject her boyfriend's marriage proposal? Because the ring wasn't 24 carrots

From Leigh Rubin I bumped into a friend in the street. He had a noticeably large bulge by his groin. "What's going on there?",...

From Mark Lynch They say that every piece of chocolate that you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I've done the maths. Appar...

From Bizarro Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad that you're alive? I just did; and I've been tol...