Some Gags

I came home and the wife said, "Do you notice anything different about me?" I said, "You've had your hair done,...

From Bliss I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles. My next bowel movement could spell disaster.

From Dinos and Comics I saw a sign in a restaurant. "Chicken Dinner: £1.50" I went in and ordered one. The waiter brought me a pla...

From Half-Full Dear Marje Q. My child had decided not to eat meat. What can I replace it with? A. A dog. Dogs love meat.

From JimBenton Billy tells his nursery teacher he found a dead cat. "How did you know it was dead?" asks his teacher. "Becaus...

From Leigh Rubin The wife has just phoned me to tell me that 3 women in her office have received flowers today and they are absolutely gorg...

From ExtraFabulousComics I would have liked to make that diabetes joke less harsh. But it didn't seem appropriate to sugarcoat it. ...