Some Gags

From JimBenton They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some ex...

From Faceless I just found out that my wife has a Tinder profile and I'm furious. She is absolutely not "adventurous", and...

From Bizarro What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe.

From Leigh Rubin What kind of music do balloons really hate? Pop music.

From xkcd If 3x3 makes 9 2x2 makes 4 and 1x1 makes 1 How come 0x0 makes gravy?

From Buni Comic Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Philosophy is wondering if that me...

From Cyanide & Happiness I just placed an order at my local Chinese takeaway. I'm going to try the sweet and sour badger with the s...