Some Gags

From Bound and Gagged This was the year that was not the year I repaired the bathroom tap or emptied out the kitchen drawer of a lifetime...

From Jonesy After every Christmas I get so addicted to eating cold turkey that when it runs out I get withdrawal symptoms.

From Liniers Cartoon I took a levitation class last year. I passed the first stage with flying colours, but then dropped out.

From OffTheMark I was given an invisibility suit for Christmas. I can't see myself wearing it though.

Actually, Frankincense was the name of the perfume's creator.

From Jon Adams / Cityclops Don't forget to buy enough food for 27 days today as the shops will be shut for 48 hours over Christmas.

On Christmas Eve last year I told my wife I was popping to the shops. She said, "While you're there, can you get ...