Some Gags

From Reality Check To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.

From Jon Adams / Cityclops The pot hole outside my house was so big . . . . . . it took six council workers to watch the guy who came t...

From Cyanide & Happiness I always loved my mum's parents, Pearl and Dean. Of course, I knew them as Granny and Grandpapa-p'...

From Loose Parts In the northern hemisphere, small dogs chase their tails clockwise, but in the southern hemisphere, they chase them anticl...

From Bliss How do you tell the difference between a bugler and a burglar? One of them has a bugle. And the other one is really upse...

From Rhymes With Orange I'm not saying people in my area have bad teeth but . . . . . . one woman just smiled in Tesco and the barco...

From Buni Comic People at work say I'm nosey and always listening in to private conversations. I just wish they'd have the gut...