Some Gags

From Benvinodi A kid walks from his bedroom in a Tortoise costume. Mother: Why are you wearing that costume? Kid: I'm going to that cost...

From Skeleton Claw So, the painters finished painting my home and they handed me the bill. I notice that by the paint it says £0.00. I say,...

From Jeff Hobbs If you identify a UFO then it becomes an FO. Unless it has landed: then it is simply an O.

From The Argyle Sweater I remember when I knocked out the school bully. I thought I'd be an instant hero. But apparently it was ...

From Dogs on the 4th I'm old school. I wake up with my eyebrows already on my face.

From smbc Doctor: "You're completely blind" Me: "What are you saying?" Doctor: "April Fools lol you're actu...

From At Random Comics 8pm - I get a text from my girlfriend: Me or football? 11pm - I text my girlfriend: You of course.