Some Gags

From Speedbump The maternity ward at the hospital . . . . . . should really be called the emerge-ncy room.

From Andertoons From Andertoons From Andertoons From Rubes I’ve just been to a restaurant where they served roast pelican . . . . . . it was...

From Loose Parts My friend Jack Hughes went to France, but whenever he introduced himself they kept getting all defensive.

From JimBenton The local council is gritting the roads like there's snow tomorrow.

From The Argyle Sweater From Mark Lynch Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled? His toga size went from L to XL.

From Leigh Rubin Elvis, my pet mouse, has just died. He was caught in a trap.

From OffTheMark My wife has just come tumbling down the stairs. I warned her about wearing that slinky nightdress.