Some Gags

From Ben Chen Whenever anyone at the gym asks if I can spot them, I always reply 'Who said that?'  

"You have a reminder set for 5pm today," my phone said. "A reminder? What is it?" I asked. "It's a not...

From Will McPhail I love the look on people's faces, standing at the bus stop soaked in the rain as I drive past . . . . . . it...

From Bizarro On my first day as a delivery driver for Mr Kipling I had to do an emergency stop. Fortunately the lorry had exceedingly ...

From War and Peas I felt a bit greedy when I treated myself to a new boat. But I couldn't resist, there was a sail on.

From HeyBuddy Four years ago I was doing trollies at Sainsbury's on a Monday night. I left, worked hard, and got a degree from the ...

From Rhymes With Orange What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attir...