A Buddhist monk walked up to a hot-dog vendor and said "Make me one with everything!" and handed the vendor a twenty dollar bill.
The hot-dog vendor put mustard, relish, mayonnaise, ketchup, onions, sauerkraut, chili, cheese, and hot peppers on a hot-dog and handed it to the Buddhist monk.
The monk asked, "Where is my change?"
The hot-dog vendor said, "Change comes from within!"
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