Buryness Thatcher

I’ve just seen the plans for Margaret Thatcher’s grave.  It’s beautiful really but they seem to have made one mistake, I think that they should have made the dancefloor bigger.

I never got why Margaret Thatcher was nicknamed ‘The Iron Lady’.
I mean, aren’t all women supposed to iron?

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Savile have in common?
The both screwed miners in the 80’s.