Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats

I bet cats and dogs actually have their own language like we do.
Then, when people meow at their cats and they walk off, I bet it's like, the cat says "Hello" and then you're like "apples" and the cat is like "Excuse me?" and you're like "Goats, Maybe" and the cat is like "do you even speak cat?" and you're like "Pizza, umbrella, paper" and the cat gives up and walks away.
But with dogs, when you throw out random words they're like "Wow! You know some words in dog? That's great! Good job! Keep trying!"

From Bizarro