Medical Distinction

Medical Distinction between Guts and Balls.

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

 
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom in her hand, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere with your Mother?"
 
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the chaps, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the Balls to say, "You're next, chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is NO difference in the outcome.
 
 
 
Both are fatal.