Some Gags

From Cyanide & Happiness I just placed an order at my local Chinese takeaway. I'm going to try the sweet and sour badger with the s...

From Mark Lynch I spent five hundred quid on a limo rental and when I got there, I discovered that it didn't have a driver. All tha...

From Loading Artist I ordered a whole duck at the Chinese last night. It was great until I got to the bill.

A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office and declares, “Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but last wee...

From Bizarro