Some Gags

From Speedbump It's incredible how many French words are integrated in the English language… There's 'Hors D'oeuvre...

From Twonk Comics Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger!

From The Jenkins My English teacher looked my way and said, "Name two pronouns". I said, "Who, me?"