Some Gags

From Faceless It’s just dawned on me. People are prisoners of their phones. That’s why they’re called Cell Pho...

From Faceless Last year I booked a table for me and my wife for our anniversary. Total waste of time; she couldn't even ...

From Faceless No man has ever won a game of, "Notice anything different about me?"

From Faceless If anyone wants any leaflets about the treatment of haemorrhoids, let me know. I've got piles!

From Faceless Scientists have discovered how much sleep the average person needs. Just 5 minutes more.

From Faceless I just found out that my wife has a Tinder profile and I'm furious. She is absolutely not "adventurous", and...

From Faceless How come, when a couple get divorced, the bloke has to pay his ex-wife a share of his future earnings but the woman doesn'...

From Faceless The missis has just come into the living room wearing a skimpy little nightie, fishnet stockings and high heels. She handed me...

From Faceless When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, ...

From Faceless Bono and The Edge walk into a bar and the barman groans, "oh no, not U2 again".

From Faceless My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her... She's beginning to sound just like my wife!

From Faceless Mushroom Soup, Chicken pâté, Halloumi stuffed peppers, Spring rolls. And that's just four starters.

From Faceless I bought a new deodorant stick today. The instructions said remove the wrapper and push up the bottom. I can hardly w...

From Faceless My wife insists on tidying up before the cleaner comes. That's as ridiculous as me having a wank before taking the...

From Faceless My wife left me for another man. All that lies ahead now is a miserable, pointless life, with suicide seemingly the only way...

From Faceless A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the shop. They gave me another one free...

From Faceless My wife's just back from the gynaecologist. She said "The doctor told me I can't have sex f...

From Faceless My local golf shop is selling all its stock to stay in business. The putters, drivers and irons are all gone, but they’re not...

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