Some Gags

From The Far Side No matter how much you push the envelope . . . . . . it'll still be stationery.

From The Far Side Studies show that 48% of women have used vibrators. The other 52% have brand new ones.

From Bliss From The Far Side My son came home from school and told me he had ADD. I said "What's that son?" He said ...

From The Far Side Our first child was conceived during some crafty sex on a DFS sofa. The baby was born a month late and came with...

Roses are red April is grey The next time you leave your house It will be May* Thirty days hath September April, June...

This aubergine looks like Jemima Puddleduck When Contextual Adverts Go Wrong This courgette looks like a duck ...