Some Gags

From Farcus A husband in the shower calls to his wife, "I can't find the shampoo, where is it?" His wife replies, "It...

From Farcus FACT: 'Tapas' is Spanish for 'we're going to need more'.

From Farcus Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little insi...