Some Gags

From OffTheMark I got a Travelodge advent calendar this year. All the chocolate is still in it though as you can't get the windows ...

From OffTheMark My wife really knows how to show me a good time. She points at people and says, "Look, they've having a good t...

From OffTheMark Two blondes are walking in forest searching for a Christmas tree. They walk for a long time but couldn't find a good on...

From OffTheMark If anyone is alone and has no-one to spend Christmas with this year, please let me know. I need to borrow some chairs. ...

From OffTheMark From OffTheMark From OffTheMark From OffTheMark I once went on a trip to Japan and I didn't see a single ninja. Impressi...

From OffTheMark [in a US airport] "You can't take nail clippers on a plane, you might hijack it" [on a US street] "Why d...

From OffTheMark If there's ever a zombie apocalypse, I really hope it starts in Vegas. Because, what happens in Vegas, stays in Veg...

From OffTheMark From The Argyle Sweater My father was a masochist who liked to have an ice cold shower every morning. So he didn't....

From OffTheMark I phoned up the fishing helpline today. I said "I'm really hopeless at fishing and need some tips". Th...

From OffTheMark I can't stand racism and think it should be stamped out. I don't see that it matters whether you're black, b...

From OffTheMark I can't believe it's Christmas Eve already! Or at least that's what it looks like judging by the state o...

From OffTheMark From The Argyle Sweater I went to an osteopath to sort out my bad posture. I used to think they were all charlatans, bu...

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