Some Gags

From Wumo From Wumo I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The...

From Bliss From Reality Check There are three unwritten rules in life:   1.           ...

From Wumo Argentina is surprisingly cold. In fact, it's bordering on Chile!

From Wumo There were two of them on Play School, one was big and one was little. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

From Wumo I am hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, let me know.

From Wumo I've just got the wife's Christmas present. I hope that it's one that she likes. It's called Tester.

From Wumo Ever since I became an archaeologist . . . . . . my career has been in ruins.

From Wumo I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son." "Don't call me...

From Wumo Son: "Can I go on the Xbox?" Me: "No it's too violent. You should play family games like I used to" [30 y...

From Wumo I hate telling people I'm a taxidermist. When they ask what I do every day, I say: "Y'know. Stuff."

From Wumo I hate people who force their opinions on others. And so should you!

From Wumo A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a lead. The bartender says "You can't have that thing in here! Get out!...

From Wumo My wife got confused and went to see a tree surgeon instead of a plastic surgeon. Mind you, she does have a very nice bush now. ...