Some Gags

  From The New Yorker by Christopher Weyant Two blondes went deer hunting and they managed to shoot a deer. They started dragging the deer...

From Liniers Cartoon Today I went to the barbers for a shave. The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so that he could ...

From The Argyle Sweater I remember when I knocked out the school bully. I thought I'd be an instant hero. But apparently it was ...

From Loose Parts In the northern hemisphere, small dogs chase their tails clockwise, but in the southern hemisphere, they chase them anticl...

From Leigh Rubin I bumped into a friend in the street. He had a noticeably large bulge by his groin. "What's going on there?",...

From The Jenkins A Serbian tennis player walks into a bar The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of Djok?"

From Leigh Rubin "I've made a model of Mount Everest." "To scale?" "No, just to look at."

From Close to Home by John McPherson From Loose Parts I would have put my Sisyphus joke here but I've got tired of telling it over and ...

From Rhymes With Orange They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a kilometre away. That seems a bit far‑fetched to me.

From Scribbly G I always wanted to be a professional golfer like my dad. He always wanted to be a professional golfer too.

From Dilbert

From Bizarro

From Liz Climo

From The Perry Bible Fellowship