Some Gags

There was a fire drill at IKEA yesterday . . . . . . we all assembled in the car park!

From Loose Parts I bought a self-assembly bookcase but it didn't work so I had to make it myself.

From Buttersafe Most people think Frankenstein is the name of the monster. But, it's not. It's the name of the book.

From Liniers Cartoon I recently read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It started off badly, but by the end I really liked it.

From Bizarro I asked a German student if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.

From Pardon My Planet A guy walks into a bookshop. Guy: "I'd like to buy a book by Dickens." Shop Assistant: "Certainly s...

From Loose Parts I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said she couldn't tell me as ...

From The Far Side The recipe said, "Set the oven to 180 degrees." Now I don't know what to do next, because the oven door ...

From The Jenkins My English teacher looked my way and said, "Name two pronouns". I said, "Who, me?"

From The Jenkins Which of the following is a dangerous disease?   A) Bola B) Bola C) Bola D) Bola E) Bola

From Bliss That's the last time I buy my underpants from Primark. They've fallen to bits after only six months. I wouldn...

From Little Porpoise My wife woke up this morning and said, "I had a dream last night that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you...

From Loading Artist I've just started to write a book about hurricanes and tornadoes... It's only a draft at the moment.

From Wrong Hands I recently bought a great book about Feng Shui, but I can't decide where to keep it.

From JimBenton I attended a book club where everyone was ginger. It wasn't half a well read group.

From Pearls Before Swine

From Wrong Hands From Wrong Hands and if you've got some time on your frequently washed hands, I've cu...

From Buni Comic