Some Gags

From Speedbump Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad that you're alive? I just did and, apparently...

From Speedbump It's another hot day so I've taken all my clothes off and opened all the windows. I feel so much better; alt...

From Will McPhail I love the look on people's faces, standing at the bus stop soaked in the rain as I drive past . . . . . . it...

From Dinos and Comics I started my dream job today. I get my own £200,000 company car and a corner window with a view of the city. ...

From Speedbump I gave my seat to an old lady on the bus. The following day, I lost my job as a driver. Life is cruel.

From The Argyle Sweater The Wisdom Of Solomon   Two women were on a bus fighting bitterly over the only available seat. The conductor was u...

From smbc

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the...