Some Gags

From Loose Parts How do you get a snake into Hogwarts? You tell it to slither in.

From Andertoons The Truth About The Beatles John was the brain Paul was the heart George was the spirit ...

From Jonesy A struggling artist gets his first painting in to an art gallery. An art critic approaches him: -Would you l...

From Speedbump A man at the fair was giving good advice for £1 I gave him £1 and he told me, "stop wasti...

From Loading Artist What is a duck’s drug of choice? Quack How do you legalize Quack? Y...

From Bizarro From Waynovision "What do we want!?" "A cure for amnesia!" "What did w...

From AThirdThing “Doctor, those pills you gave me are working well but they are making walk like a crab”. “...

From Cornered Which disease are hypochondriacs sure that they don't have? Hypochondria

From Buni Comic Why is Pride month in the summer, rather than during the autumn season? Because the Pride comes befo...

From Wumo From Wumo I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The...

From Bliss From Reality Check There are three unwritten rules in life:   1.           ...

From OffTheMark Why can keyboards never sleep? Because they have two shifts.

From Scott Johnston Cartoons What do humans and octopuses have in common? Two sets of forearms.

From Mark Lynch I was so bored that I memorized six pages of a dictionary. I learned next to nothing.

From JimBenton “Do you really have to lick the knife?” she asked frowning. “Sorry, force of habit!” I chuck...

From Bliss Sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I to diss-a-Brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, ...

From TheArgyleSweater Yesterday I put a giant map of the world up on the kitchen wall and gave my wife a dart. I ...

From Scott Metzger What kind of creature do you get when you mix a yak and a lion? A maney-yak.

From The Jenkins I just received my ticket to the Fibonacci convention! I hear this year is going to be as bi...

From smbc I got really emotional at the petrol pump this morning. I don't know why but I just started fil...