Some Gags

From Loading Artist I ordered a whole duck at the Chinese last night. It was great until I got to the bill.

From Skeleton Claw "How do you fancy having the best sex you ever dreamed of darling?" I asked the drop dead gorgeous young lady...

  From smbc

From Bizarro A young ventriloquist was doing a show. With his dummy on his knee, he started going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, wh...