Some Gags

From At Random Comics My wife and I have decided that we don't want to have children. We'll be telling them ...

From Scott Johnston Cartoons Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into...

From Scott Johnston Cartoons I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills. Those were Goodyears! ...

From At Random Comics Instagram Picture Advice Stop editing your pictures. What if you go missing? How can we find you if you l...

From studio_stoutpoep My kids have been on ebay all day. Still no takers; I might have to lower the price!

From Strange Brew I couldn't find any Oxo cubes in the supermarket today. They must be out of stock.

From Reality Check Our WiFi went down last night and all the kids came running out of their rooms. Blimey, they haven't half grown!...

From The Jenkins The longest drum solo ever was 11 hours and 23 minutes and was performed by the little brat sitting behind me on flight TG...

From Half-Full Dear Marje Q. My child had decided not to eat meat. What can I replace it with? A. A dog. Dogs love meat.

From Asher Perlman A couple of my mates are having a joint party for Chinese New year and Burns night. It's called Chinese Burns night...

From Bizarro From Waynovision I've had the shits for 6 weeks now. This morning I was talking to a neighbour who's a doctor. ...

From Cyanide & Happiness I've designed an aeroplane made entirely from rubber, so if it crashed, it would bounce. It's a b...

From Bizarro From Waynovision I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up Pizza and Coke on the way back from work. But it seems sh...

From Speedbump What do you call a spider with 20 eyes? Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider

From Truth Facts Sorry I said "nice phone" when you showed me a photo of your baby.

From Bliss What do you call a Frenchman with no kids who tells a Dad Joke? Un Faux Pa.

From JimBenton While driving home from the store yesterday evening my wife told me she wants another baby. I said, "That's won...

From Reality Check Me: "The kids haven't eaten their vegetables" Wife: "Ok just throw them out" [later] ...

From Bird and Moon What's the difference between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas? Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song. Chick Peas ...

From JimBenton People keep moaning about the hot weather. Count your blessings, at least it's not snowing. Imagine having to sho...