Some Gags

From Loose Parts I got home today and all the doors were wide open and everything was gone. What sort of person does a thing like that to so...

From Rhymes With Orange My husband is going to a fancy dress party tonight. For some reason he's decided to go as a Rastafarian and I...

From The Jenkins The jumper that I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity. So, I took it back to the shop it came from to see ...

From Moderately Confused Why was there a lion in the wardrobe? Narnia business.

From Looks Good On Paper I placed an order on Deliveroo and it said my meal would take an hour. So, I've just ordered some bread an...

From Liz Climo An elderly woman is going through some old boxes of clothes. She picks out one item, turns to her husband of forty years ...

From Bliss I came home early from work last night to find my wife spread out naked on our bed breathlessly awaiting my sexual advances. ...

From Wumo I hate people who force their opinions on others. And so should you!

From Bizarro From Waynovision I think my mate from Lancashire may be a transvestite. He has a Wigan address.

From Raging Pencils I was just viewing a woman's profile on a dating website: Blonde 33 From London Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes...

From Moderately Confused From Moderately Confused

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