Some Gags

From Bizarro Pirate 1: "the treasures be buried" Pirate 2:" *are"

From Remi Lascault I phoned the boss, "I'm on the train heading to the south coast now." "What?", he answered, soun...

From Bizarro I don't drink cow's milk, because I'm not a baby cow. However, I do drink almond milk, because I'm a little...