Some Gags

From Buni Comic I’m sad to report my nan’s clothes horse has broken beyond repair after 60 years. It's the e...

From Bliss "Hello, is that the cricket club?" "Yes." "Could I speak to Mike please?...

From Mark Lynch My Bucket list: 1. Pail 2. Ice Bucket 3. Mop Bucket 4. Climb Mt. Everest 5. Sandcastle B...

From StrangeTrek I'm not saying his autobiography is ghost written but he dies at the end.

From Liniers Cartoon The man that invented the Yo-Yo died yesterday. He was lowered into his grave 15 times!

From The Odd 1s Out Husband: If I died, would you date another man? Wife: Of course I would. Husband: Would you let him move into our house...

From JimBenton Billy tells his nursery teacher he found a dead cat. "How did you know it was dead?" asks his teacher. "Becaus...

From Loose Parts The man who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at his funeral.

  From JimBenton FACT: Saint Valentine was an early Christian martyr who was stoned to death for selling criminally overpriced flowers ...

From Mark Lynch      My uncle got daffodil bulbs mixed up with his onions. He made a Spanish omelette with them and had to be rushed to hosp...

Sixteen years old when I went to the war, To fight for a land fit for heroes, God on my side, and a gun in my hand, Chasing my d...

From Speedbump I said to my wife the other day, "When I die dear, I'm going to leave everything to you." She said, "...

F ro m LunarBaboon A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passe...

From Cathy Wilcox My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect and for that I am eternall...

From Buni Comic

From smbc Did you hear about the first death caused by a self-driving car? The police didn't press charges because they couldn'...

From Speedbump I'm watching a brilliant documentary about how police measure motorists' blood alcohol levels. It's breathta...

From Andertoons My wife just told me that in 9 months, I'm in for a big surprise... I can't wait for Santa to come now!

From JimBenton Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

From Cory Richardson I felt a bit uncomfortable when I drove into the cemetery and the GPS announced, "You have reached your final de...