Some Gags

From The Daily Drawing Nelson was 5ft 6ins tall. His statue in Trafalgar Square is 17ft 4ins high. That's Horatio of  just over 3:1. ...

F ro m LunarBaboon The wife's hair salon raised its prices and now she can either afford a haircut or a recolour, but not both. Eve...

F ro m LunarBaboon

From Will McPhail Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular? Because horses are rubbish at drawing.

From Cornered My wife and I decided we don't want to have children. We will be telling them tonight.

From Will McPhail

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human beca...

From LunarBaboon