Some Gags

From GoatToSelf Affirmations work? Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

From Jonesy I've cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed. Last night I went to ...

From Pardon My Planet Took my son out for his first pint last night. Got him a Heineken. He didn't like it so I had it. Got him a Carlsb...

From Reality Check To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.

From Bizarro I got a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar this year. Behind every door is someone telling you to go away and leave the...

From Dogs on the 4th I used to be an eight pints a night guy until my doctor told me I had to cut it down by half. So now I'm a sev...

From smbc Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

From Scott Metzger I arrived early at the restaurant last night. The manager said, "Do you mind waiting for a bit?" I said "...

From James Breakwell Is it OK that I start drinking as soon as the kids go to school? Or does that make me a bad teacher?

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From TheArgyleSweater

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From smbc

From Bizarro