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Showing posts with label fat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fat. Show all posts
Friday, 6 March 2026

Be Honest

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From Faceless No man has ever won a game of, "Notice anything different about me?"
Tuesday, 6 January 2026

Proportion

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From Pardon My Planet If someone calls you fat just ignore them. You're bigger than that.
Wednesday, 13 August 2025

Hey Beautiful

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From James Breakwell Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice. Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget. Be...
Tuesday, 9 April 2024

Never Forget

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From Charlie Hankin My wife never forgets anything I say that upsets her. Over five years ago I mentioned in passing that she was getting f...
Wednesday, 2 March 2022

A Dozen Delaneys

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It's called 'Getting your guns out' because you have the right to bare arms.   Metamorphosis isn't the only book a...
Wednesday, 18 November 2020

Weighty Issues

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From JimBenton I've given up drinking until Christmas. Whoops, bad punctuation. I've given up. Drinking until Christmas.
Saturday, 4 July 2020

A Taste Of Freedom

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From Speedbump From Dave Whamond EXCLUSIVE: List of confirmed opening times for Super Saturday. 11.00 - Re...
Monday, 4 April 2016

Call A Girl . . .

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Friday, 8 May 2015

Sensitive Avocado

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Monday, 26 January 2015

Elephants Never Forget

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From Liz Climo A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with o...
Tuesday, 3 June 2014

Pregnant Or Fat

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Monday, 7 January 2013

World Concern

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From Cyanide and Happiness
Friday, 13 July 2012

Where Are You On The Global Fat Scale?

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You'll need to know your sex, age, height and weight (in metric*) and this BBC tool will do the rest: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/heal...