Some Gags

From Bizarro I've got a lighter with a pink flame at home. I use it to light camp fires.

From smbc Once there was a fire at a voodoo doll factory and 10,000 people died.

From OffTheMark I got a Travelodge advent calendar this year. All the chocolate is still in it though as you can't get the windows ...

A palindromedary camel has the same number of humps going backwards or forwards. More Americans are killed in shootings than by fir...

From xkcd There was a fire drill at IKEA today… We all assembled in the car park!

From B Kliban Top Tip: To pay a homeopath, soak a fiver in a bucket of water and pay with a vial of that water containing a memory of m...

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a brick? A brrrick.

From Bliss TIP: All women find firemen sexy. Why not treat your lady to a sexy midnight surprise by leaving the chip-pan on when you go...

From smbc Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

From Loading Artist I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I should have cooked it on aloha setting.

From Rustled Jimmies The world's biggest Barbara Streisand fan died today in a fire. Police say she was so badly burned that she c...

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