Some Gags

From JimBenton Jesus sacrificed his life for your sins . . . . . . except he came back. So, what did he r...

From Bliss My son: Dad, I’ve lost my dictionary. Me: Have you looked upstairs? My son: Dad! I can’t look ...

From Monster Picnic Boss: This is the third time you've been late this week. Do you know what that means? Me: It...

From Slipshod Squiggles I walked into a fertility clinic. The nurse said, "I can already tell what your problem is....

From Scott Metzger

From TheArgyleSweater I went out for a winter walk this morning and found a box of frozen fish on the pavement. ...

From Wrong Hands I got kicked out of our Writers Block support group today It made me really

The 925 to Woking will be D Parton in 2 minutes Dolly Parton Quotes: "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap...

From Liz Climo Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? Because dogs can't whistle.

From Kendra Allenby I've finally saved up enough for solar panels. What's holding me back is that I...

From Speedbump My health insurance company refused to pay my bill because I believe in reincarnation. They said I ha...

From Dogs on the 4th What do you call a chicken that’s staring at a lettuce? Chicken Sees A Salad....

From Jonesy Why don’t owls like it when it rains? Because it’s too wet to woo.

From Bizarro From Waynovision I had a dream where I was swimming in orange soda. I guess it was a Fanta Sea.

From Bogart Creek This Rainforest Café is so realistic. I was just sitting here enjoying my chicken tender...

From Buni Comic I’m sad to report my nan’s clothes horse has broken beyond repair after 60 years. It's the e...

From Twonk Comics And for anyone who missed it, let Roger McGough guide you toward other eclipses: The hamburger flipped ...

From smbc What do you call a group of trans-female superheroes? Ex-Men!

I run 15 mins every day. If I miss a day I run 15 mins more the next day. This has truly been a game changer for me. To...

From Terrible Maps Finland have just closed their borders. Which means no one can cross the finish line.