Some Gags

From Break of Day For Valentine's Day my wife said she wanted to be wooed so I booked us two tickets on a ghost train.

From Andertoons I chatted up a gypsy last night. She asked me to go back to her place for a good time. She wasn't kidding. I...

From Scribbly G Always remember, if you travel by ghost train, watch out for the ticketing spectre.