Some Gags

From At Random Comics Why can’t you hear when a pterodactyl goes to the toilet? Because they have a silent p. ...

From War and Peas A giraffe can grow up to 18 feet. But they usually only have 4.

From Dinos and Comics How are unicorns fake but giraffes are real? What's more believable, a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel ...

From xkcd Animal meeting at the zoo. Lion: You're late, we said meet at sunset. Giraffe: But I can still see the sun, you guys ...

From The Argyle Sweater First, they came for the mime artists, and I said something . . . . . . because I didn't want them to think...

From OffTheMark Knock, Knock. Who's there? Anagram. Anagram who? How?

From Speedbump A giraffe can grow up to 18 feet. But they usually have only 4.

From Bound and Gagged

From Rhymes With Orange I don't eat croissants because I've got eczema and I never quite know when I've finished.

From Little Porpoise What does every woman in the world want? Nothing. They're fine.

From TheArgyleSweater It takes a big man to admit that he's wrong, but it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

From The Surreal McCoy I was out all night collecting badgers. I've nearly got a full set.

From OffTheMark

  The Surreal McCoy 

The beautiful strange-eyed kitten, taken in Lovech , Bulgaria   There are glass igloos for rent in Finland where you can sleep unde...