Some Gags

From Mark Lynch My wife texted me this morning, she said, “Your great”. I texted her back, “No, you’re great”. She’s...

From JimBenton I blocked the idiot who kept correcting my grammar. It fielded so good.

From Mark Lynch If, like me, you've ever been accused of being born in a barn and want to chat about it, remember . . . . . . my do...

I recently took my naval exams. I got seven Cs.   To a pearl the world is their oyster.   The tensest crowd I've ever se...

From Cyanide & Happiness Cumin, coriander, cardamom, and turmeric – spices needed to make an Oxford Korma.

From The Jenkins My English teacher looked my way and said, "Name two pronouns". I said, "Who, me?"

From Speedbump My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.

F ro m LunarBaboon  

My new boss told me he expects me to be on call 24/7 but I don't really mind as July 24th is ages away.   My nose...

These extracts are all, purportedly, taken from letters received by the former Ministry of Pensions.   The Message is usually clear even if...

Extracts from letters written by council tenants: 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my c...

From Cyanide and Happiness