Some Gags

From Speedbump The maternity ward at the hospital . . . . . . should really be called the emerge-ncy room.

From Rhymes With Orange A midwife calls a doctor for some help. "Doctor she's been in labour for 36 hours, we need to do a c secti...

My new boss told me he expects me to be on call 24/7 but I don't really mind as July 24th is ages away.   My nose...