Some Gags

From Speedbump It's incredible how many French words are integrated in the English language… There's 'Hors D'oeuvre...

From Chucklebros What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!

From Twonk Comics Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger!

From Buni Comic 'Tis the season where we say 'tis instead of it's.

From Cornered A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jane ate her friend's sandwich. Jane ate her fr...

From Bizarro I asked a German student if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.

From OffTheMark I've developed a rash on my upper leg, and every time I scratch it, I hear music… Doctor says it's spotty thigh!...

From Mark Lynch For my American friends: It's Mum not Mom It's crisps not chips It's chips not fries It's football not socce...

From The Argyle Sweater Apparently, it's only repartée if it comes from the Repartée region of France. Otherwise, it's just spa...

From F Minus From Will McPhail Wife: "I had a crazy dream last night" Me: "I taught the dog to speak" Wife: "No, th...

From Dilbert It's been over three months since I ordered that How To Scam People Online book. And it still hasn't arrived!

From The Jenkins 'Gymnasium' is an ancient Greek word meaning 'naked exercise' but try telling that to the receptionist at ...

From Junk Drawer I kind of regret not taking the time to learn French when I was young. Ah well, such is life.

From Wrong Hands I hardly ever use the word seldom.

From The Far Side Our first child was conceived during some crafty sex on a DFS sofa. The baby was born a month late and came with...

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