Some Gags

From Rhymes With Orange A man was in the habit of getting drunk several times a week. Enough is enough thought his wife,...

From Speedbump I said to my wife the other day, "When I die dear, I'm going to leave everything to you." She said, "...

From Dilbert I've just been out panic buying and bought 32 Smiths albums.

From HeyBuddy I can't leave the house without playing 'Back in Black' 20 times. I think I've got OC/DC.

From LunarBaboon