Some Gags

From Truth Facts I found a wallet with £20 in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What...

From JimBenton Customer: I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese. Me: Sorry, we only take cash. Manager: Can I talk to you?

From Dilbert I paid for a coffee in Starbucks earlier. I've no idea how much it cost in Earth money.

From Cyanide & Happiness Working at the Job Centre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in...

It's okay, they scan the serial numbers and make sure you can't deposit the same note more than once. From xkcd I walked out of Tes...

From smbc I'm seriously thinking out remarrying my ex-wife; but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out I'm just after my money....

From Liniers Cartoon From Dilbert

Acorn Teller Machine From Buni Comic

From Bizarro

From Buni Comic

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: ...

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? ...