Some Gags

From Buttersafe Pluto wanted to throw Earth a birthday party on New Year's Eve. But he forgot to planet.

From Bound and Gagged This was the year that was not the year I repaired the bathroom tap or emptied out the kitchen drawer of a lifetime...

"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly." "Claudia Winkleman?" "No man, but it wa...

  From Bizarro