Some Gags

From Skeleton Claw So, the painters finished painting my home and they handed me the bill. I notice that by the paint it says £0.00. I say,...

From JimBenton I don't know the science behind it, but if you're totally naked and you want to feel even more naked all you hav...

From Strange Brew Apples are a lot like oranges. They're both fruit, they both grow on trees and you can't compare them to each...

or Meowchelangelo maybe From B Kliban or could it be Furmeer                                    or Pawed Monet                             ...

From Tony Lopes We've just had a painter & decorator in to do some work. I got chatting to him and it turned out he's a British...