Some Gags

  From JimBenton What do you call a baby manatee? A boyatee

From Chucklebros What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!

From Jonesy What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

"You have a reminder set for 5pm today," my phone said. "A reminder? What is it?" I asked. "It's a not...

From The Argyle Sweater It was early last September As near as I can remember While strolling down a lane in tipsy pride Not a word did I ut...

From Bizarro Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to...

From Joseph Nowak Our budgerigar got out of its cage a couple of months ago and had sex with our dog. If anyone is interested, we have a ba...

From smbc Ancient Egyptians were great builders. But only up to a point.

From Buni Comic I walked into a place called Hotel California the other day and ordered a Carsebridge 52 Year Old whisky on the rocks. The ...

I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week... And it said 2-4 years on the box.

From Pain Comics A tourist from the city passed a farmhouse and saw a pig with a wooden leg. He went to the farmer and asked him about the ...

From Bizarro 9 out of 10 dermatologists agree that towels are the leading cause of dry skin.

From Buni Comic

From Liz Climo

From JimBenton

From Buni Comic

Hello, & welcome to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. You join us for a second week in Leicester, a city of varied culture and herit...

From TheArgyleSweater

From Bizarro

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. 'I would like a Sprite,' said the...