Some Gags

From AThirdThing “Doctor, those pills you gave me are working well but they are making walk like a crab”. “...

My doctor: "You have a disease that causes memory loss" Me: "Is it contagious?" My doctor: "Is what contagi...

From Dilbert I came home early from work and found my wife cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a cleaner.

From Rhymes With Orange I just took that new pill that completely erases short term memory. What was I thinking? From Mark Lynch

  From Imgur

1.   Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow...