Some Gags

From Bizarro From Waynovision I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up Pizza and Coke on the way back from work. But it seems sh...

From Dilbert I always get my pizza delivered. I don't understand why they're putting liver on pizza in the first place.

From Loading Artist I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I should have cooked it on aloha setting.

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger I accidentally just knocked a lady over in Domino's Pizza. Well, I say one…