Some Gags

From Loose Parts How do you get a snake into Hogwarts? You tell it to slither in.

From Jonesy A struggling artist gets his first painting in to an art gallery. An art critic approaches him: -Would you l...

From Loading Artist What is a duck’s drug of choice? Quack How do you legalize Quack? Y...

From AThirdThing “Doctor, those pills you gave me are working well but they are making walk like a crab”. “...

From Buni Comic Why is Pride month in the summer, rather than during the autumn season? Because the Pride comes befo...

From OffTheMark Why can keyboards never sleep? Because they have two shifts.

From Scott Johnston Cartoons What do humans and octopuses have in common? Two sets of forearms.

From Mark Lynch I was so bored that I memorized six pages of a dictionary. I learned next to nothing.

From TheArgyleSweater Yesterday I put a giant map of the world up on the kitchen wall and gave my wife a dart. I ...

From Scott Metzger What kind of creature do you get when you mix a yak and a lion? A maney-yak.

From smbc I got really emotional at the petrol pump this morning. I don't know why but I just started fil...

From Wrong Hands It's called 'Getting your guns out' because you have the right to bare arms.

From GoodBearComics Me: “I’ll have the steak please” Waiter: “How do you like it?” Me: “I don’t know you haven’t giv...

What's it called when a King and Queen have no children? A receding heir-line.

From Jonesy I was going to post a social media joke. But I'm pretty sure you have already Reddit.

From Bizarro Today at the park Saw a six foot tall pigeon Now that's a high coo!

From Joseph Nowak Travel Update: Reports are coming in that a lorry carrying snooker equipment has overturned on the A69...

I entered a competition to find the most considerate lover. I came second.

From GoodBearComics Him: I saw you walking your dogs yesterday. Her: They’re not my dogs, they’re my sister’s. H...

From Bliss My son: Dad, I’ve lost my dictionary. Me: Have you looked upstairs? My son: Dad! I can’t look ...