Some Gags

From Speedbump My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.

  From xkcd Punctuation is very important. An example: There's a Maypole dancer. Theresa May, pole dancer.

I was never a fan of being an organ donor, but then I had a change of heart.   The hardest part of a traditional Greek divorce is ...

From JimBenton I've given up drinking until Christmas. Whoops, bad punctuation. I've given up. Drinking until Christmas.